Why do giants hate matt holliday

And second-mostly here for having a pool in the outfield. Are you there to watch baseball or work on your effing tan? Thanks for the relatively stress-free championship. Way less thanks for stealing Will Clark from us, assholes.

Just because they're the saddest team in professional sports, doesn't mean you can't still hate them. Also: have you ever meddled with that humidity? Good DAY, Sir! They were SO annoying in the '90s. In the playoffs every year, and three aces to crush any hopes you had of advancing. Also: is there anything more annoying than the "Tomahawk Chop"? No there is not.

Even though Bryce Harper makes them easy to hate, this one burns deeper. An extra inning playoff game takes years off a person's life, and an inning one probably almost killed any Giants fan who watched all of last October's Postseason affair. Imagine how much Giants fans would hate them if they'd lost that one Everyone loves flashy off-season moves.

Welcome to the top 10, buttholes. They develop accidental 25 home run crushers yearly. They chew up pitching staffs with Coors Field. Then, somehow , they snuck Armando Benitez onto the Giants roster. Double groin punch -- say hello to No. Baseball fans remember the two World Series the Marlins bought.

Giants fans remember and -- early, disappointing playoff exits to Marlins teams that otherwise weren't good. Even though the Evil Empire's payroll is largely tied up with over-the-hill players these days, watching them gobble up everyone's best player gets a little old. But even then, it's really, really hard to. A's fans might be offended by this ranking. Too Bad. The A's are annoying. The stadium sucks. Just look at Brian Wilson. Those eyes are like laser beams burning straight through any opposing batter's soul.

While most batters would likely rather punch themselves in the face before charging the mound to take on Wilson, there have been a few that have dared test the patience of the G-Men. Not to bring back bad memories, but here is a slideshow of recent public enemies of the San Francisco Giants. Just as Hoover's G-Men set out to round up gangsters and bootleggers during prohibition, you best believe the SF G-Men are on the hunt as well.

While no retaliation occurred from the G-Men, the incident will likely be etched in the minds of fans for a long time. While fans and players may have forgiven Utley for this tension-filled moment during a highly contested playoff series, nothing has been forgotten.

He also threw one of the candy-ass-est sucker punches of all time at Will Clark in an epic brawl. He was a punk in that brawl, too, but more important: He hit a three-run bomb out of the blue early in Game 7 of the NLCS, effectively sending the Giants to a loss that stings to this day. Now he's a Cards coach. Feel free to let him know you haven't forgotten.

Maybe not so much. There was a Ferguson, Mo. Kind of takes the shine off the whole cheer-for-opponents'-smart-plays deal, doesn't it? Bad for ball. Sure, Bonds was likely juiced out of his own gourd in eclipsing McGwire's short-lived home run record, but if you believe the stories, Bonds started juicing because he was jealous of all the attention McGwire got while setting the single-season mark.

So that ugly little chapter in Giants history is all McGwire's fault! And now McGwire works for the flippin' Dodgers! Skip to content. Newsletters Membership. Marketplace Obits. Louis Cardinals.

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